GAME and the Christmas Tinner

Good news for the gamers who don’t want to put down the new consoles this Christmas.. I think..? GAME is launching the “Christmas Tinner” – A meal for those who can’t break away from their new gaming this year

Containing all of those Christmas nutrients the can contains

  • Scrambled egg and bacon
  • Two mince pies
  • Turkey and potatoes
  • Gravy
  • Bread sauce (The feck is bread sauce?)
  • Cranberry sauce
  • Brussel sprouts or brocolli with stuffing
  • Roast carrots and parsnips
  • Christmas pudding

Each layer is sealed in a slither of gelatine to avoid cross-flavourings.. Good lord can this get any worse D:

(Picture: GAME)


If I’m honest I think I’d rather chomp down a tin of dog food, but hey who knows this might actually take off. Someone call me when they come up with one that also contains a 6 pack of mountain dew!

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume this isn’t really aimed to be a legit product but I’ll probably give it a go though if it is. Heck I usually spend the holidays with indigestion and heart burn how bad could a day of the squits be, really? If this is the sort of thing you’d try out it’s said to cost you £1.99 in GAME stores nationwide.

If you’ll excuse me I’m going to open my tinned Ribba: coffee, bacon sausage and egg sandwich and depression.

Merry Christmas! 😀

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