Good news for the gamers who don’t want to put down the new consoles this Christmas.. I think..? GAME is launching the “Christmas Tinner” – A meal for those who can’t break away from their new gaming this year
Containing all of those Christmas nutrients the can contains
- Scrambled egg and bacon
- Two mince pies
- Turkey and potatoes
- Bread sauce (The feck is bread sauce?)
- Cranberry sauce
- Brussel sprouts or brocolli with stuffing
- Roast carrots and parsnips
- Christmas pudding
Each layer is sealed in a slither of gelatine to avoid cross-flavourings.. Good lord can this get any worse D:
If I’m honest I think I’d rather chomp down a tin of dog food, but hey who knows this might actually take off. Someone call me when they come up with one that also contains a 6 pack of mountain dew!
I’m going to go out on a limb and assume this isn’t really aimed to be a legit product but I’ll probably give it a go though if it is. Heck I usually spend the holidays with indigestion and heart burn how bad could a day of the squits be, really? If this is the sort of thing you’d try out it’s said to cost you £1.99 in GAME stores nationwide.
If you’ll excuse me I’m going to open my tinned Ribba: coffee, bacon sausage and egg sandwich and depression.
Merry Christmas! 😀